My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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