ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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