You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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