So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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