Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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