I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
i think my cat just said my name.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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