YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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