i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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