Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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