my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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