: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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