Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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