erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
she looked like the before picture.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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