Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
