ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
honey bunches of taint.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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