My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
