I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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