Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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