He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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