If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
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