He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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