I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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