I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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