doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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