New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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