Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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