Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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