Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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