"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
The beer is more important than you right now.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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