You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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