you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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