you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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