And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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