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Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I need a beard to bite.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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