I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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