This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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