watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I believe in your delicious
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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