i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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