Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Ambien. No doubt about it.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
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