And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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