We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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