Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
she smelled like a LAN party
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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