She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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