just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
