he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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