I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize
