You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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