But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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