i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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