suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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