that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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