I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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