we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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