You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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